still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might miss your babies growing like mine did, Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your better half of fifty years is there in bed And you’re praying God takes you instead. Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think, So don’t blink.
Too fucking reeaaal.