cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

image

(Source: gayfather, via orgasm)

Thursday Mar 13 2pm  208,881 notes

 
 

"Try not to feel jealous about things, or people or places. It’s toxic. Just keep living. You will find your happiness."

(via lanvinparis)

(Source: cascadingletters, via let-it-burn)

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wizcoylifa:

hobbitology:

bloomd:

scrapes:


chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick

i just made an elongated choking sound

deepthroats these

i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.

i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck

wizcoylifa:

hobbitology:

bloomd:

scrapes:

chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick

i just made an elongated choking sound

deepthroats these

i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.

i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck

(via orgasm)

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stability:

some strangers have made me feel more with one look than people I’ve known for years ever will

(Source: stability, via orgasm)

Thursday Mar 13 2pm  13,090 notes

 
 

(Source: mattsgifs, via orgasm)

Posted Thursday Mar 13 2pm  442,626 notes

 
 

relahvant:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

big fig

relahvant:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

big fig

(via orgasm)

• Posted Thursday Mar 13 2pm  390,588 notes

 
 

eyareilrahc:

See this… this is how it’s done.

No “you don’t look chunky, you look beautiful.”
No “you don’t look chunky” at all.

Just complete acceptance. Yeah, you look how you do, and how you look is beautiful. Mama gets it.

(Source: realitytvgifs, via orgasm)

Posted Thursday Mar 13 2pm  388,428 notes

 
 

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

(via orgasm)

Thursday Mar 13 2pm  162,498 notes

 
 

inchesndfalling:

seppppy:

kingsized:

Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might miss your babies growing like mine did, Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your better half of fifty years is there in bed And you’re praying God takes you instead. Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think, So don’t blink.

Too fucking reeaaal.

inchesndfalling:

seppppy:

kingsized:

Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might miss your babies growing like mine did, Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your better half of fifty years is there in bed And you’re praying God takes you instead. Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think, So don’t blink.

Too fucking reeaaal.

(via you-forever-is-all-that-i-need)

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cornerof5thandvermouth:

srafandseedpods:

Pretty kitty.

TIGERS DO THE STUPID TONGUE THING TOO???

cornerof5thandvermouth:

srafandseedpods:

Pretty kitty.

TIGERS DO THE STUPID TONGUE THING TOO???

(via poipulemelonss)

• Posted Thursday Mar 6 12pm  349,169 notes

 
 
 
 
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